School Board Implements ‘Reverse Psychology’ Curriculum, Urges Students to Skip Homework
Bo Dixon A new curriculum has boosted academic performance through a blend of confusion, curiosity, and unintended motivation.
“Wildlife Marketing” Fowl Fiasco Soils Swanky Soiree Into A Gaudy Guano Gala
A swanky gala turns into a guano-splattered fiasco, courtesy of a marketing stunt using vibrant birds to promote a paint store.
Hollywood Descends On Riverside Springs, Leaves Town Disappointed With Mid Film Plot
"Another Tuesday in May" brings Hollywood to the small town of Riverside Springs, sparking excitement then disappointment.
Residents Face Root Awakening As Carrot Kerfuffle Sprouts Into Full-Scale Food Fight
Carrot 2.0, a genetically modified "super carrot," has lead to a community-wide debate that extends from farms to restaurants.
Citizens Divide Into Pastry Factions As City Council Debates Selection Of Official Muffin
Citizens are embroiled in a fiercely competitive debate to select the official town muffin, leading to a heated Muffin-Off event.
City Council Blames Children’s Wishes For Unprecedented Dandelion Invasion
Dandelions have overrun the city due to children's wishes, sparking a debate among city council members, parents, and environmentalists.
Local Eatery’s Menu Causes Stir Fry Among Linguists and Chefs Alike
A culinary controversy is steaming in Riverside Springs after The Punning Man, a local restaurant known for its wordplay-heavy menu, found itself at the center of a scandal involving puns,…
Bake Sale Devolves Into Chaos Over Misunderstood “Gluten Freed” Brownies
What was intended to be a quaint community gathering turned into a scene of confusion and mild hysteria this past weekend, as the annual Riverside Springs Bake Sale was thrown…
Unexpected Fashion Wave Hits Riverside Springs: Pajamas in Public
In a trend that has fashionistas bewildered and grandparents nodding in approval, Riverside Springs has become the epicenter of a new fashion movement: wearing pajamas in public as a statement…
Mayor Declares ‘Invisible Squirrels’ Public Nuisance, Orders City-Wide Capture Effort
In an unprecedented move that has left residents scratching their heads and peeking cautiously around their oak trees, Riverside Springs Mayor Wilbur McDoddle announced yesterday a city-wide initiative to capture…