School Board Implements ‘Reverse Psychology’ Curriculum, Urges Students to Skip Homework
Bo Dixon A new curriculum has boosted academic performance through a blend of confusion, curiosity, and unintended motivation.
“Wildlife Marketing” Fowl Fiasco Soils Swanky Soiree Into A Gaudy Guano Gala
A swanky gala turns into a guano-splattered fiasco, courtesy of a marketing stunt using vibrant birds to promote a paint store.
From Wellness to Workless: New Clinic Opens To Address Rise Of ‘Allergic To Work’ Syndrome
Arlington Hewes Opening of the Laborless Love Clinic to treat "Allergic To Work" Syndrome has led to a debate on work ethic and a local economic shift towards leisure.
Hollywood Descends On Riverside Springs, Leaves Town Disappointed With Mid Film Plot
"Another Tuesday in May" brings Hollywood to the small town of Riverside Springs, sparking excitement then disappointment.
For Suds And Glory: Competitive Dishwashing Rinses Up As The Latest Trend On The Rack
#DishDuel is now trending on social media as competitive dishwashing tests participants' speed, skill, and creativity.
Ed-Tech Startup Launches Apocalypse Academy, A Final Capitalist Salvo Before The World’s End
Apocalypse Academy launches as an innovative ed-tech venture offering courses, textbooks, and merch as a final hurrah to the world.
Cats Declared Official Currency In Bold Economic Experiment In Riverside Springs
Charity Adler A daring economic experiment is unfolding in which traditional currency is replaced with cats to address inflation and boost pet adoption.
Residents Face Root Awakening As Carrot Kerfuffle Sprouts Into Full-Scale Food Fight
Carrot 2.0, a genetically modified "super carrot," has lead to a community-wide debate that extends from farms to restaurants.
City Officials Announce Plans To Become First City Powered By Sarcasm…Obviously
SnarkTech unveils the Sarcasm Converter Device, promising to brew the world's first sarcasm-powered city to revolutionize renewable energy.
Citizens Divide Into Pastry Factions As City Council Debates Selection Of Official Muffin
Citizens are embroiled in a fiercely competitive debate to select the official town muffin, leading to a heated Muffin-Off event.
Lab Equipment Bingo Sparks Academic Betting Frenzy At Local Community College
Riverside Springs Community College students created Lab Equipment Bingo, turning unpredictability of old lab equipment into a spirited game.
Famed Rock Band Thunderous Prognosis Electrifies Audience, Incites Boredom Backstage
Thunderous Prognosis dazzles fans with electrifying performances. Offstage, they indulge in activities deemed slightly scandalous by the local Senior Center.
City Council Blames Children’s Wishes For Unprecedented Dandelion Invasion
Dandelions have overrun the city due to children's wishes, sparking a debate among city council members, parents, and environmentalists.
Tech Start-Up Unveils Revolutionary “SleepAwaySync” Device, Accidentally Induces Nationwide Insomnia
In an ambitious attempt to revolutionize the way we sleep, tech start-up DreamTech unveiled its latest invention, the SleepAwaySync, a device designed to “harmonize sleep patterns across the globe.” However,…
Local Eatery’s Menu Causes Stir Fry Among Linguists and Chefs Alike
A culinary controversy is steaming in Riverside Springs after The Punning Man, a local restaurant known for its wordplay-heavy menu, found itself at the center of a scandal involving puns,…