Bake Sale Devolves Into Chaos Over Misunderstood “Gluten Freed” Brownies
Bo Dixon What was intended to be a quaint community gathering turned into a scene of confusion and mild hysteria this past weekend, as the annual Riverside Springs Bake Sale was thrown…
Tech Giant Unveils Revolutionary ‘AirPaper’, Paper You Can Email
Charity Adler In a press event that left attendees scratching their heads in bemused wonder, MegaTech Corp announced its latest innovation poised to revolutionize the office environment: AirPaper, the world’s first email-able…
Local Scientist Claims to Have Invented Time Machine, Only Travels to Last Thursday
In what could be the biggest scientific breakthrough or the most elaborate practical joke Riverside Springs has ever seen, local scientist Dr. Hank Pym announced yesterday that he has successfully…
Unexpected Fashion Wave Hits Riverside Springs: Pajamas in Public
In a trend that has fashionistas bewildered and grandparents nodding in approval, Riverside Springs has become the epicenter of a new fashion movement: wearing pajamas in public as a statement…
Mayor Declares ‘Invisible Squirrels’ Public Nuisance, Orders City-Wide Capture Effort
In an unprecedented move that has left residents scratching their heads and peeking cautiously around their oak trees, Riverside Springs Mayor Wilbur McDoddle announced yesterday a city-wide initiative to capture…
Local Man Invents Solar-Powered Lawnmower, Mows Stealthily at Night
Riverside Springs, US – In an innovative twist that has left many scratching their heads, local inventor Ted Barkley has unveiled his latest creation: a solar-powered lawnmower that, quite inexplicably,…